Matt's Blog: Challenge Accepted

This is the third entry of Matt's Blog, written by Elias Rex main character Matt. It was retrieved from Matt's Blog here.

Challenge Accepted!
Bros, today I woke up, only to realize that I woke up really early. I woke up at 7:00 AM, which is too early for me to write for the blog. Now, three hours of waiting, I am ready to accept another challenge. Wanna wake up really really early?

Challenge Accepted! Are you gonna tell me a secret you promised your friend to not tell and try not to ruin your friendship? Challenge Accepted! Are you gonna have a FAQ? Challenge Accepted! Will you guide us through the tough school times!

Challenge Accepted!

Bros, I'm trying the best to make you live for awesomeness to come. I know some people out there in New York, Washington and California are plain losers, but here we are awesome people, in New York, we don't give any type of stuff to any mother makers, and will always be the strongest mother (blank) ers.

We are at war, a modern use of profanity is indeed the word "war", so we shall not take that in a stop of deep $ hit. We remain strong in New York, so that's why we have awesome bros, we love Star Wars and we won't pay any attention to those goofy sons of bitches.

Let me tell you a quote, a catchphrase used by all awesome legendary ultimate Bros:

You really think I can't do that? Challenge Accepted!